Monday, June 21, 2004

Rance Returns

People the Administrative Staff Wish Would Fall Off A Bridge:

1. Those of you whose comment consists simply of "LOL" or a variation thereof. Post one and it's a certainty it will be deleted. Exceptions: Variations thereof that are, for any reason, exceptional.

2. Those of you who write: "Are you _____?" Upwards of 50 of these per day are deleted. If they're original or otherwise amusing, we will post them but, per blog policy, withhold comment. This will be the case even if your provide live webcam feed of Rance posting onto this site (exception: if your aim is blackmail, in which case we will make a deal with you).

2b. Those of who claim to have such evidence, but offer no proof and still try to blackmail us (There's one, at least, every day).

3. Rambling lunatics, unless they're entertaining.

4. Those of you who write in 30 times asking why your first comment has yet to be posted. Actually, on second thought, you stay away from the bridge! We love you! If you have that kind of time and enthusiasm for this blog, help us read the Eleanor Roosevelt essays.


Aw! Rance is back, or on, or posting again. And he says he's not Batman (awwwwwwwww, that's probably a blatant clue innit?). And he says he's not Gus either (okay, I can live with that, Gus is awfully tetchy).

And I can't believe they're gamely trying to read all the Eleanor Roosevelt essays. I guess mine (AJ rappels down the US Capitol building in Enagetics and a sensible dress) is still alive somewhere.

That makes me feel all for the admin staff.

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