Still Making With The Funny At Rance's

Name: ginny
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Waxwing, you darling avian you:

"Why, for instance, do the women keep those things all big even though they aren't nursing any young?"

Not all of us keep those things all big, and not all of us have any intention of nursing any young. ;)

However, it seems that our government is willing to give some of those big things for free to members of our military. They don't specify by gender, so it seems like it would be a perky perk indeed for male members of the armed forces(otherwise known as "big swinging military dicks") to also have a set of breasts that they can fondle anytime without being brought up on sexual harassment charges.

If this is so, the enlistment crisis is instantly solved. However, the uniform manufacturers will soon have a couple of big, nicely rounded problems on their hands.

VBSEG, (that would be "very big shit-eating grin")

G

Rance seems to be MIA, possibly fishing, possibly gave up acting and ran off to work on a shrimp boat. Wages, benefits, one half share in the payout, and all the shrimp he can eat.